Tuesday, March 29, 2005

with a hey nanny nanny

The nanny government has out- done itself. Not satisfied with suspending students from school for such heinous sexual offenses as a six year old boy pecking a six year old girl on the cheek {probably would have been o k if another boy had been the peckee};or threats to public safety such as inadvertantly bringing a butter knife to school, having a three inch thin chain attatched to girls purse or giving another child a cough drop. Our school officials have been discovered disallowing the application of sun-screen. Believe it or not, the Maryland legislature has been forced to pass legislation allowing students to apply sunscreen without medical authorisation. Slop it on Merrylanders.


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